Saturday, November 29, 2008

Madonna Like A Virgin meaning lyrics

This is a tribute to Reservoir Dogs, one of the coolest movies ever! And well, we all know that "Like a Virgin" is among Madonna's top 10 songs ever! Here goes the real meaning (edited a bit to keep it PG13 ;P but all credit goes to Reservoir Dogs) -

MR. PINK - Let me tell you what "Like A Virgin" is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big d--k. The entire song is a metaphor for big d--ks.

MR. BLUE - No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. She's been f--ked over a few times and she meets a guy who's sensitive.

MR. PINK - Whoa. Timeout. Tell that bullshit to the tourists. "Like A Virgin" is not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fellow. Let me tell you what "Like A Virgin" is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular f--k machine. I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon... d--k, d--k, d--k, d--k, d--k, d--k, d--k, d--k, d--k! Then one day, she meets this John Holmes m-therf--ker. It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin' tunnels. Now she's gettin' serious d--k action. She's feelin' somethin' she ain't felt since forever: pain, pain. It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pu-sy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat f--ks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a f--k machine...what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like A Virgin."

Still confused what Like a Virgin really means? Here's a snippet from lyrics to help you out (focus on the bolded parts please and be ready for a surprise :P) -


Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Cant you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?


So what do we have - "ooh, ooh, Feels so good inside; Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Ooh, baby" ..... whatever that means ;)



For anyone interested in looking at the complete Like a Virgin lyrics, here you go -

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
Id been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
Cause only love can last

Youre so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

Youre so fine and you're mine
Ill be yours till the end of time
Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ive nothing to hide

(chorus)

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Cant you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?




25 comments:

  1. Sounds like she is talking about her first Lesbian experience. The Lion-masked guy is actually a Lesbian! L in Lion and Lesbian! I like this video. It reminds me about the first time I fell in Love. My first time having sex was just Lust. But sex is so much better when you are in Love! :)

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  2. Yes, I know what you mean :).....This actually reminds me of Toby Young's How to lose friends and alienate people....they didn't show it in the movie but in the book he explains how he got married to the girl he got married to - They were actually having breakup sex (after he proposed and she refused) and since he was (supposedly) in love, that breakup sex turned out to be so insanely great that she said "Yes" in the morning! Kinda weird to mention it here but your comments reminded me of how he explains how "that" sex is different from "normal" sex, in the book..

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  3. Yeah, sex is a temporary high where love in a continuous high!

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  4. Just curious - do we know each other? :)

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  5. No, I am bipolar. When I get manic, I start seeing "hidden" meanings in things! Kinda like that movie, A Beautiful Mind. I was searching the internet for hidden meanings in videos to see if any other people had the same experiences and I found your site. I know a lot of artists put hidden meanings in their songs and videos but I realize you can apply any "meaning" you want to just about anything!

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  6. I see.....I think I see those "hidden" meanings pretty much all the time lol....i've the tendency to recognize patterns everywhere (not quite like John Nash though obviously)....this blog though doesn't reflect that, all this stuff is modest sarcasm and me chilling out!

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  7. And yes, I agree - most "art" and philosophy (music, movies, books, religion whatever) is vague enough so it can be cross-linked to pretty much anything! I guess I can think of about 4 "hidden" meanings right now for this like a virgin song!

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  8. I thought Debbie Gibson wrote "Lost in your Eyes" about Madonna! If you watch the video, the guy in the beginning has computer enhanced blue eyes. And Madonna has blue eyes. Then Debbie is wearing a Cross in the video. Madonna wore a lot of crosses in her early career. I think Debbie Gibson may be closet bicurious. In her video "Only in my dreams." There is a bicycle next to a fence. Could this mean she is "on the fence" of bisexuality! I know it's crazy but you never know!

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  9. :) haha.....ok I'm impressed! I'll have to watch those videos!

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  10. And in "Only in my dreams" she does a lot of "no no no no" and whoa whoa whoa!". It seems the song is about a boyfriend who tried to pressure her into having sex and she broke up with him! Then she feels bad about it and says "if only I could scold you" There's a guy playing saxophone in a raincoat. Raincoat is slang for condom! Coincedencs? Later on she did a video called "What you want." Where she turns into a total slut saying basically we are not children anymore and you can do whatever you want to me! She refers back to "Only in my dreams" by showing a set of bongos where in that song you hear bongos at the beginning.

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  11. That way "Only in my dreams" feels like an ideal prequel to "What you want"! You've an eye for this man! I was thinking I was the smart one but you are at a completely different level! I was going to write about how that little bits like that scene in Ironman in which Pepper Potts fixes Stark's new heart-generator thing, is full of innuendo's for a girl giving her very first blow job; but now I guess I'll focus on these songs that you mentioned and cross-correlate the themes!

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  12. It's cool finding someone who is into this shit! It makes videos a whole lot more fun to watch when you know there are hidden messages in them!
    I like how she is standing in front of a Japanese flag with a huge camel toe! "Sushi" anyone! LOL

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  13. literally rofl :P

    finding the messages....in my case, more so the unintended ones ;)

    where are u located? i'm in brooklyn ny

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  14. we gotta hang out if u r from around here!

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  15. no I live in Florida. Check out my youtube channel. youtube.com/yostiemonster I was thinking about doing youtube videos describing the "hidden" messages in the videos.

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  16. "what you want" reminds me of a lot of hot girls I knew in high school that wouldn't give me the time of day but now that they are getting older and fatter and divorced I could bang the shit out of them!

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  17. awesome, i'll check it when i get back home!

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  18. Ha! But the question is - would you now? ;)

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  19. You should check out the Darmok episode of Star Trek the Next Generation you may find it interesting!

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  20. Oh yeah, check out the video "Oh, Father!" by Madonna. In it she talks about her father physically abusing her. I think she may be actually talking about him sexually abusing her! There are shots of a pearls necklace breaking and pearls spilling all over the place. You know what "pearl necklace" can mean. One of the lyrics in video says, "I kneeled down by your boots and prayed for your anger to end."

    I mean Madonna basically ran away from home when she graduated from high school to New York. Was she running away from her father. Maybe that is why she is suck a slut today!

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  21. I hope I didn't scare you off! I tend to creep people out sometimes! If you are ever in the Orlando area, look me up!

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  22. hahaha....lol no you didn't! :) I just got tied up at work recently with new projects coming up....been working weekends and what not....but the things that you mentioned are in my to-do list....when these projects are live, i'll finally be able to go on a little holiday and then i plan to explore them!!!! Yupp, when I'm around there, I'll ping you.....if you happen to be in NY, shoot an msg!!

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  24. Too facile, the Reservoir Dogs explanation. My preferred explanation (and the most logical, though not consistent with what Madonna herself and others who worked on the piece assert) is that Madonna had just tried anal sex for the very first time, and the novelty, pain and sensations recalled her first time having sex, so it was like losing her virginity all over again. And so "Like a Virgin" is basically about the feelings that come from a girl losing her anal virginity.

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